April222014

My Body Is Wildly Undisciplined and I Deny Myself Nearly Everything I Desire

nicolesteinberg:

Fingernails are the weapons
I was born with. All day
long I play dead, eyes fat
with food porn. On the inside
I’m either a good person
or a gory diorama. Nothing
tastes as good as feeling
fucked up on cake. I’m taking
my obstinate hips to the beach.
I’ll devour a bowl of beets.
I don’t care.
I don’t care.

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April212014

Look at the Hardy Boys! They started out as kid detectives just solving mysteries in Bayport and now they have an entire book series about them!”

(Source: jake-peralta, via drumstyle)

11AM

thenewrepublic:

Our four most recent Ampersands. Which one is your favorite?

By Bonnie Brenda Scott; Hedi Xandt; Jonathan Calugi; Joshua Davis

(via suzifgarcia)

11AM

"…then go to Mendl’s and get me a Courtesan au Chocolat."

(Source: nortonings, via zlot)

11AM

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11AM
stay on the local news - they only cover rapes and murders!

(Source: nickmillers, via drumstyle)

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Well, that wasn’t very subtle.

(Source: kirasyukimura, via fyesdylanobrien)

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queenofhetalia:

I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch

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